(Source: rosy-sloths)

“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”

(Source: crackjuice)

Tony’s anxiety / post traumatic stress

“You experience things. And then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them? Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.”

(Source: dean-pls)

i think the reasons andrew garfield doesnt annoy me are 1. in movies he often has a kicked puppy look and seems constantly 0.2 secs away from crying and 2. his surname is garfield which reminds me of garfield

2 days ago with 1 note

me n my brother were supposed to team up to get a father’s day present for our dad but bc neither of us ever speak to each other we both just independently bought cards and sweets and now dad is getting a mountain of sweets hehe
my card had a fuzzy teddy bear holding a trophy so i was pretty sure i had at least won in the card cuteness stakes but sam’s card has a cat wearing human clothes so basically mine has been pulverised

2 days ago with 1 note

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

(Source: meerschaums)

tomthirst said: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mazel tov (we allllll knew you would though)

fact: reading ‘required’ course texts is highly unnecessary (i am the living proof)

2 days ago with 1 note
#tomthirst

i passed all of my second year courses with decent marks :-)

2 days ago with 3 notes
#no1curr #smug tho